Title: Squirrel Subtext
Author: Coren Lee
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Rating: R
Challenge: CLFF Wave #20: Squirrel
Notes: Disclaimer: I don't own
Thanks to Veronica for her comments about big eyes and
defenseless appearance - her remarks helped to inspire this story.
Owing to my tardiness the story has not been beta read
- sorry folks, but at least you know all the errors and anything OOC are
definitely my responsibility!
Set about a year after the events of
Summary: Lex,
***
There were times when
These days, not only did he have the security codes to
the security system and his own set of keys, he also had an open invitation to
treat the mansion as his own whenever he wanted. Even more valuable was the
knowledge that Lex's heart was his too. No more psychotic wives or diamond
earring girlfriends, and no more trying to set
Calling in to the mansion each day after school had
become both a habit and a necessity for
In direct contrast, he and Lex were growing closer by
the day. The friendship that was formed so long ago on the banks of the river
had always been strong but since becoming lovers, every day saw them grow
closer and more intimate with each other. They were so compatible that it often
seemed like one had been made for the other. Lex completed
Trying to put such dark thoughts aside
"Lex?"
"Over here
Lex's voice was quiet, and now that he'd spoken
"What's up?"
"Oh my god," he breathed, "they're so
cute! What are they?"
"Glaucomys Volans," murmured Lex, "otherwise known as
Southern Flying Squirrels."
"So soft," he murmured.
"Yeah," agreed Lex quietly.
"Where did they come from?"
"They're orphans," said Lex. "I was
walking out in the woods behind the rose garden, you know where I mean?"
"Heading down towards the lake?"
Lex nodded.
"I heard this awful scream," he shuddered.
"It made my blood run cold."
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine," said Lex, as he
nudged close enough that they were touching shoulder to hip. "It was just
such a horrible sound."
"I told you I'm fine. Stop x-raying me."
Lex was using his 'patient' voice and
"You can't blame me for worrying," he
pointed out. "You attract more nuts than a Snickers bar."
"Thank you for *that* image. I could have quite
happily lived out my days without knowing that you think of me like a Snickers
bar."
"But Lex, you know how much I looooove
licking you, and then nibbling down to your soft chewy center, and
then..."
"Stop it," admonished Lex. "You're
supposed to be listening to my tale of heroic rescue not getting me hard."
"Okay, back to squirrels and bloodcurdling
screams," said
"I ran over to where I thought the scream came
from, but at first I couldn't see anything. Then I heard a whimper, and I got
there just as these little guys' mother died. Or at least, I assume it was
their mother. She seemed to be trying to protect them. Her body was wrapped
over and around them and she had their backs to a tree so that nothing could
attack from behind. I guess a predator of some kind found their nest."
"So..." began
"They're nocturnal."
"Ah."
"Do we need to be worried about the
predator?" he asked, thinking that only in Smallville could that question
have multiple layers of meaning.
Lex shook his head. "I don't know," he
admitted, "but I don't think so. It was probably just a raccoon -- maybe
it was looking for a new nest and it came upon this little family."
"What do we do with them?"
"I called Operational WildLife,"
said Lex, "and the guy I spoke to - Roger - told me to keep them in a
warm, dark place away from cats and dogs. He's going to send someone round
later to take a look at them."
"I'll head off home to do my chores, but I'll
come back before dinner, okay?"
Lex just nodded, his attention totally absorbed by the
two little squirrels nestling in the box.
Lex looked up at that, and chuckled.
"You know there isn't a creature on this planet
-- or any other planet, come to that -- you need to feel jealous about."
***
Left alone, Lex continued his absorption with the baby
squirrels. He'd never been allowed to have a pet as a child, and anyway he
attended boarding school so even if he'd had a pet he would never have seen it.
Vacations were usually spent in one exotic location or another and a pet was
definitely not included in the Luthor guide to childrearing. The closest he got
was the horses and dogs at his Mom's ranch, but he only saw them occasionally
and never had anything to with their care.
The little bundles started to wriggle and move, their
huge eyes opening to look around their new environment. Lex had followed the
instructions given by Roger and packed the box with some greenery from the tree
where he found them. His cook had given him some cotton towels and they formed
the soft bed on which the babies were settled.
Roger had warned him that they might bite and to keep
his hands well away from them, but just as
They'd had a discussion some months back about how
big, innocent eyes and a general air of defenselessness would have called up a
certain response in any adults who stumbled on
The fact that they were moving around indicated that
they were hungry, even though it was still some hours to sunset. Roger said
they sounded old enough to have been weaned from their mother and that if they
looked like they needed feeding to try crushing up some nuts. Getting on board
with the Luthor Save the Squirrels project his cook put some nuts in the
blender and ground them into a smooth paste. Using a plastic spatula from his
lab, Lex smeared the end with the nut mix and slowly waved it around near the squirrels.
Success! Their impossibly huge eyes widened even further, and then their tiny
tongues start to lap at the pureed nut. Heh, he could
do
this.
Lex Luthor, squirrel mom extraordinaire!
God, what would his Dad make of it? Lex shuddered to
think. Lionel wasn't needlessly cruel no matter what outsiders thought of him,
but rescuing injured wildlife definitely wasn't on the Luthor list of
acceptable pastimes for the son and heir. Lex's childhood lessons were harsh
but they had been designed to make him strong enough to survive the shark-infested waters of the
corporate world, which of necessity meant that he never got to do the things
that most children took for granted. There were good reasons why he'd never had a friend before
Lex was well aware that to outsiders it appeared that
he and his father were locked in an eternal struggle for dominance, and that
anyone who got caught in the crossfire was simply dismissed as collateral
damage. While true in a sense, it was far too simplistic an analysis of their
relationship.
His father was an intelligent, albeit amoral, man who
understood better than anyone that to have a chance of survival in the cut-throat
world of the super wealthy his son would need more than good genes and an
enhanced healing ability courtesy of the meteors. Lionel had given him that.
Without his father's training, Lex doubted he would ever have survived the
three months lost on the island after his ill-fated wedding to Helen.
It might have been a pet-less childhood, but on the
plus side of the equation he developed survival skills second to none.
Lex had seen far too many of his peers succumb to
self-destructive behavior to be in any doubt as to his own destiny had his
father not honed and tempered him like a sword. Sure, he'd gone through a
rebellious teen phase like everyone else he knew, but as they all crashed and
burned he shone more brightly than ever.
Outsiders saw only the ruthless intensity of Lionel's approach
to parenting, but without that preparation Lex would have been little more than
chum in the water the first time he poked a toe into the corporate pool.
The fact that this training also had the effect of
wiping out his emotions and capacity to feel had never bothered him; in fact,
he'd always considered it to be one more thing to be grateful for. He would never have been
able to manipulate
As he knelt by the fire hand-feeding two orphaned
squirrels, he had time to reflect on how much had changed since he and Clark
had become lovers - he amusingly called the time before they were intimate as
'BC' in his own mind - Before Clark. Even when they were just friends
Despite that he was still his father's son, and the
lessons he'd spent a lifetime learning were so automatic that they weren't even
second nature; they were intrinsic on such a deep level that he didn't even
have to think about them.
That training should have effectively prevented
It would never have occurred to
It wasn't that
***
"Mom?
Mom?!"
"In here
She came out of the laundry, a basket of ironing in
her arms.
"Don't worry about dinner for me tonight,"
he said, "I'm heading over to Lex's as soon as I've finished my
chores."
His parents had finally, albeit reluctantly, accepted
his friendship with Lex, but he knew they wished he would let it drop. Never gonna happen, he smirked internally.
"What? But your homework..."
"All done," he interrupted.
Just another benefit of alien genes, he thought. Speed
reading and writing, and a photographic memory. He'd never told anyone except
Lex how easy it was for him at school, but it sure came in handy these days as
he tried to balance a secret relationship with Lex against all his other
responsibilities.
"You shot off this morning before breakfast, and
we've hardly seen you for days honey. Can't you at
least have dinner with us?"
He gave her a quick peck on the cheek as he passed by.
"Tomorrow for sure, okay Mom? Lex needs me to
help him tonight. He rescued a couple of baby squirrels today and a guy from
Operation WildLife is coming over to have a look at
them. I told him I'd be there."
"Lex rescued some baby squirrels?" She
blinked.
"Don't look so surprised," said
"I don't even know where to start," she
replied, shaking her head. "I just find it hard to visualize him taking
care of injured wildlife I guess."
"Yeah, well if you ever bothered to get to know
him, you wouldn't have that problem."
"
"Yeah Mom, I know," he said, giving her a
quick hug.
She had been trying, he knew that. Of course what
would happen to all those good intentions if - when - she learned about their
sexual relationship was anyone's guess.
As for his Dad, he didn't even want to go there. His
Dad barely tolerated Lex as one of
He grabbed a couple of still-warm cookies from the
cooling tray and headed out to finish his chores. He didn't mind helping out on
the farm, but sometimes he missed the total freedom he'd enjoyed for those
brief months in Metropolis. He didn't yearn for them exactly, but it had been
liberating to have no responsibilities and no decisions to make except for what
to wear and where to go.
Now he was back in Smallville farm work made his
choice of clothing a no-brainer: t-shirt, flannel and jeans, and sturdy boots.
As for where to go... well, these days he spent most of his time at the
mansion, but the only other choices were The Torch office or The Talon, or
hanging out with Pete at his place or the farm. Hardly the kind of nightlife
he'd gotten used to in Metropolis.
He could see his Dad waiting for him over by the
fence, and with a deep sigh he sped over to join him. Thankfully they never
talked much as they worked together, so he was spared questions about what he'd
been up to and his plans for the night. As soon as they finished
***
After the squirrels finished lapping up the pureed
nut, Lex left them alone and went back
to work. One of the great things about owning his own company was that no-one
could question his movements. One of the worst things about owning his own
company was that the work never really ended and he was never completely
off-duty.
Sometimes he had a wistful longing for his decadent teenage
years when he had no responsibilities,
but mostly he was happy enough with his life, especially now that
Thinking about
"Hey, your chores all done?" he asked.
Lex shook his head. "Nope, but he should be here
soon."
"Are the babies okay?"
Lex's smile got even broader if that was possible.
"Yeah, I even fed them!"
His inner Lionel smacked him upside the head and
admonished him for sounding like a sentimental idiot, but he didn't care. Being
able to take care of the squirrels made him feel happy, and proud, and... oh for crying out loud, his inner Lionel was right! He *was*
turning into a complete sappy mess! And he still didn't care.
He shut down inner Lionel with a well placed slap, and
shook his head in wonder at the expression on
God he loved that boy! Sometimes it felt like he was
living inside an episode of The Twilight Zone, but mostly Lex just pinched himself
every so often to prove that he wasn't dreaming, and that this incredible,
wonderful, amazing, person really was his significant other.
He heard the steps getting fainter as
He was surprised that Clark had never asked him about
it, but then again, Clark wasn't anything like as naive as people assumed. He
continually astonished Lex with the depth of his understanding and sheer
brilliance, and he'd probably evaluated the available data and come to exactly
the same conclusions as Lex.
With perfect timing,
"Tim, I'd like you meet
"Hi
Tim gave
"The squirrels are over here," he said,
directing Tim's attention away from
As Tim made his way over to the box in front of the
fireplace, Lex raised an eyebrow at
Tim slipped on some supple leather gloves and picked
up one of the squirrels. It squeaked its annoyance at being deprived of its
sibling's touch and promptly defecated onto Tim's hand.
Lex smothered a smile as Tim reached into the bag he'd
brought with him and wiped his glove with a tissue.
"Occupational hazard," he said with a coy
glance at
Lex struggled not to roll his eyes. God, could the guy
*be* any more blatant?
The little squirrel continued squirming and squeaking,
making his displeasure at being handled by Tim very obvious. You go my boy,
thought Lex. That squirrel might be just a baby, but he was not happy and by
God he was going to make sure the one responsible for making him unhappy was
going to know all about it.
"He reminds me of you, Lex. Maybe we should call
him Alexander?"
Jeezus, how did
Tim picked up the other squirrel, and for a moment
held both in his cupped hands. They
immediately gravitated towards each other and snuggled in close.
"I suppose that makes the other one Hephaistion if he's a boy," smirked
Lex.
Tim looked confused, and Lex was absurdly delighted
that he was so obviously lacking in a classical education. It may be a cheap
point but all points count towards winning the game, and winning was what Lex
did best. Well, okay, according to
Putting Alexander back in the box, Tim checked out the
other squirrel.
"It's another boy," he confirmed.
Oh dear God, was he really batting his eyelashes at
Surely Tim had to get the message now;
"So they're both healthy?" asked Lex. The
quicker Tim was out of the mansion, the happier he'd be.
"They seem to be," said Tim. "I'll just
get the traveling box from the car..."
"Whoa, wait a moment," said Lex.
"Traveling box? What for?"
"Roger said to bring them back the center until
we can find someone to raise them for release back into the wild."
"I thought I made it clear, we'll raise them
here," he retorted.
"With all due respect to you and Clark," he
sighed, "raising orphaned wildlife isn't something that just anyone can
do."
Okay, that was it. Not just a sigh, but a look of pity
directed his way. No-one, but *no-one* told Lex Luthor there was anything he
couldn't do. This ill-educated, moronic, slimy no-good bastard was out of here
right fucking now. He knew he must have tensed because suddenly, two warm hands
descended upon his shoulders. Jesus fucking Christ was he really so
transparent?
"It's okay Tim, we'll be fine with them,"
said
"No, look, you don't understand. They need
regular feeding, a place where they can climb and roam..."
"So," interrupted
"Ah, yeah," stammered Tim, "that's what
we'd put them in back at the center. But..."
Lex was proud of
"Problem solved then," he said. "I'll
have an aviary set up in the tropical garden next to the pool. It's always warm
there and has plenty of natural light. Alexander and Hephaistion
will be able to follow their normal nocturnal cycle."
Lex smirked when he saw Tim struggle to deal with the
fait accompli - though he seriously doubted whether Tim had ever heard the
phrase, and he was certain that the innuendo about nocturnal cycles would have
gone right over his head. He bet
"But you have to feed them regularly..."
"I seemed to manage that quite well before you
arrived," said Lex smoothly, "and these babies have two fathers so
I'm sure we can handle it between us. I also have the fact sheet I downloaded
from your website and it appears to be quite comprehensive."
"But..."
"Is there anything else we need to be aware
of?" he asked, strolling over to the desk to buzz Enrique.
Lex almost felt sorry for Tim, but not enough to let
him down too easily.
"Ah, Enrique, thank you", he said as the
door opened and Enrique entered the room. "Could you please show this
gentleman back to his car?"
"Yes of course, Mr. Luthor," he said.
"Sir, please follow me."
Lex made sure that he had his 100% professional
expression in place as he watched Tim pack away his leather gloves, and zip up
the bag. It wasn't the 'take no prisoners' version of The Look, but it would
take very little to trip him over the edge.
Out of the corner of his eye he saw Clark roll his eyes
and shake his head, but he was still smarting from Tim's pity and the accusation
that he wasn't capable of caring for two baby squirrels, and damned if he'd
back down.
"Tim, thank you so much for coming over. We
really appreciate it," said
Now it was Lex's turn to roll his eyes and shake his
head. Tim would have no defense against the blazing intensity of
Tim paused when he realized that
"If there's anything you need," he said,
"anything at all, please give me a call."
"Um, yeah, thanks," muttered
Lex was trying to decide between outrage and
amusement, and was thankful that he was able to keep his expression completely
blank while his inner struggle took place. He didn't think
Lex took himself sternly in hand and poured a Scotch
instead. It didn't get rid of Tim any faster but at least he didn't have to
watch him hitting on his boyfriend. He heard the door close, and as he turned
round,
"You say one word, and I swear to God..."
"Me?" he responded, projecting innocence for
all he was worth.
"You," he agreed, "and don't think that
I'm buying that innocent look. I never fell for that even before we were lovers,
you don't think I'd be taken in now do you?"
Lex gave it up gracefully. Of course with
***
Sex before dinner was
He knew from listening to other people talk that it
was common for the initial intensity of a relationship to ease back after a
while to be replaced by a familiarity that was comfortable rather than
ecstatic. Not so for them. Maybe it was that Lex Luthor was like no-one
After dinner they curled up together on the couch,
watching the squirrels come alive as the sunset gave way to the silent darkness
of night.
"Incredible," murmured Lex. "With the
blinds drawn they can't actually *see* that the sun has gone down, but they can
feel it anyway."
"Mmm," agreed
"Really?"
"How do you feel it? I mean, is it physical?
Or... I don't know, is it more like something psychic?"
"Both," he admitted. "I can feel my
strength building as the sun rises towards its zenith; it's definitely a
physical thing. I'm sure if we ever timed me running or flying flat out, then
I'd be faster around mid-day, and I'm definitely stronger and faster in summer.
The closer we get to the summer solstice, the more energized I feel."
Lex nodded, his expression suggesting that what
"But," he continued, "I can also feel
it as if it's another sense - you know, humans have five senses but I've got
this additional sense..."
"You know that if you say a word about spider
bites I'm going to hurt you severely, right?"
"Right, yeah, would I say that?"
"Lex, what did I say about you and innocence?
Never. Going. To. Believe. It. For. A. Moment." After each word Clark
kissed Lex in a different spot, and with a maneuver that was worthy of the
Mighty Luthor himself, the last kiss was on the lips, deepening and
intensifying until there were no more questions, only a desperate panting as
their tongues thrust and coiled together.
"
"Ahh... oh God, ah
Lex was babbling.
He knew from the occasional comment that Lex allowed
to slip that he had never really enjoyed sex with his past partners because he
could never trust them enough to relax.
He swallowed and sucked, and then vibrated his tongue
using muscles that no human had. Seconds later he felt Lex stiffen, and then
cum was pouring down his throat as fast as he could swallow. Once Lex stopped
moving he gently released the now soft cock, and then leant back onto his heels
as he gripped his own hard member and brought himself off with a few hard, fast
thrusts.
"Am I dead?" Lex sounded spacey and
delightfully husky.
"Nope, but I might be in heaven," snickered
"You got us all messy."
Lex gave him a gentle push and grinned wickedly.
"What, you mean it's not the aroma of
adrenaline?"
"Smartass."
"Brat."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"I hate it that you have to leave like
this," said Lex.
"Me too," agreed
"Don't your parents ever ask why you spend so
much time here?"
"Yeah, of course they do, but you know better
than anyone how good I am at deception."
"Maybe it's time to let them into the secret?"
"What?!"
"Well you know, you have to keep so many secrets
from so many people, and maybe this is one we just don't need to worry about
any more," shrugged Lex. "It's not as if they'd be likely to tell
anyone else. They're almost as good as you at keeping secrets, and I'm damn
sure that Jonathan Kent won't be champing at the bit to go round town bragging
about your relationship with me."
"We need to talk about this some more," he
said when he finally got past the shock. "I promised Mom I'd have dinner
with them tomorrow, but I'll call in the way home from school and we can talk
about this, okay?"
Lex nodded, so
***
Lex hit the ground running the next morning. He didn't
just multitask, his subroutines had subroutines. Before he'd finished his
breakfast he had dealt with several emails relating to LexCorp, watched two
cycles of the CNN headlines, checked out all the markets in which LexCorp and LuthorCorp operated, reviewed the headlines on Bloomberg,
and -- most important of all -- directed Enrique to locate and purchase a top
of the range aviary to be installed in the tropical garden area before lunch.
He was finishing his coffee when
"For fuck's sake
"Sorry."
Lex shook his head in exasperation.
"No you're not. You could at least pretend, and
try to look just a little bit sorry."